Receiving Valuable Advice at a Party

I was at a neighbor’s halloween party. Actually it was a friend of a friend, and I didn’t learn until that week that they were a neighbor.

Essentially, their house is in my backyard.

We all bonded over our hatred and skepticism of my next door neighbor (who’s exchanged words with the people who owned the house at which I was partying), and had a laugh.

She then informs me how she likes to walk around naked in the upstairs, and I’ve probably seen her.

So this is fun:

• She’s friends with my girlfriend who was there during the exchange
• She’s not exactly fit.
• Boobs is boobs.

Maybe I’ll do dishes in the dark one day. I dunno.